I like my dreams. They are epic, take up the whole night, and usually have some sort of followable plot. Best of all, I can always remember them in great detail when I wake up (or sometimes even before), and I often write them down so I don't lose them. This dream was one of my favourites, but it was more of a game than a story, so I wrote it down as a recipe.
Recipe
The funnest game in the entire universe
Donor
Celeste's dreaming factory
Preparation Time
30 mins
Cook Time
4-6 hrs
Ingredients
1 six-floor hotel building, empty, with balconies
6 long, thick ropes
40-50 children, ages two to twenty (amount may vary)
3 tickle trunks of assorted dress-up, including several swords
Instructions
SORT people, removing all adults
DUMP dress-up in a heap in the middle of the third floor
TIE ropes to the balconies, one to each floor
DIVIDE children in half, giving each side an elevator or two, depending on quantity
ASSIGN roles to each of the children, some knights, princesses, villains, nurses, etc.
SET children against each other
SIMMER 5 mins
BAKE on high heat for 4-6 hrs, or until thoroughly bruised
SPRINKLE with casualties, plotting, traitors, assassinations, switching sides, and desperate sword battles
ENJOY with relish and zest